The Bad Beginning: Book The First (a Series Of Unfortunate Events)

like A Car Alarm, Bagpipe Music, Or A Doorbell Ringing In The Middle Of The Night, Hearing This All-new Audio Edition Of the Bad Beginning Will Only Upset You. This Unique Multi-voice Recording Brings The First Book In Lemony Snicket's Alarming a Series Of Unfortunate Events To Such Terrible Life That No One Should Really Have To Experience It. Unless You Have An Ear For Such Ghastly Details As A Tragic Fire, A Nefarious Villain, Itchy Clothing, And Cold Porridge For Breakfast, All Narrated In Chilly Detail By The Distinguished, And Disturbed, Tim Curry With A Team Of Talented Readers, You Would Be Better Off Listening To Something Else.

ron Charles

the Arch-sounding Narrator May Seem Witty And Explanatorybut Do Not Be Fooled. This Book Is Filled With Disaster And Mystery And Long Knives And Poisonous Snakes And Itchy Clothing....unlike The Good Snake Doctorthis Series Promises To Have A Longproductive Life. —christian Science Monitor