I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

If You Are The Kind Of Mom Who Shapes Your Kiddo's Organic Quinoa Into Reproductions Of The Mona Lisa, Do Not Read This Book ... But If You Are The Kind Of Parent Who Accidentally Goes Ballistic On Your Rugrats Every Morning Because They Won't Put Their Shoes On And Then You Feel Super Guilty About It All Day So You Take Them To Mcdonald's For A Special Treat But Really It's Because You Opened Up Your Freezer And Panicked Because You Forgot To Buy More Frozen Pizzas, Then Absolutely Read This Book--dust Jacket Flap.,If You Are The Kind Of Mom Who Opened Up Your Freezer And Panicked Because You Forgot To Buy More Frozen Pizzas, Then You Need To Read This Book. A Celebration Of Mediocre Parents And How Awesome They Are And How Their Kids Love Them Just As Much As Children With Perfect Parents, Alpert's Observations Will Have You Nodding Your Head And Peeing In Your Pants. Or On The Toilet If You're Smart And Read It There.