How to Grow Up: A Memoir

In How To Grow Up, Tea Shares Her Awkward Stumble Towards The Life Of A Bonafide Grown-up: Healthy, Responsible, Self-aware, Stable. She Writes About Passion, About Her Fraught Relationship With Money, About Adoring Barney's While Shopping At Thrift Stores, About Breakups And The Fertile Ground Between Relationships, About Roommates And Rent, And About Being Superstitious. How To Grow Up Proves That The Road Less Traveled May Be A Difficult One, But If You Embrace Life's Uncertainty And Dust Yourself Off After Every Screw Up, Slowly But Surely You Just Might Make It To Adulthood-- You Deserve This -- Fashion Victim -- My $1,100 Birthday Apartment -- I Have A Trust Fund From God, And So Do You! -- Beware Of Sex And Other Rules For Love -- How To Break Up -- Too Cool For School -- The Baddest Buddhist -- Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea -- Ask Not For Whom The Wedding Bell Tolls -- You Can't Fire Me; I Quit -- Wwymd: What Would Young Michelle Do? -- Eat Me -- I'm So Vain -- Confessions Of A Gym Rat. Michelle Tea.