Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
Oxford, Kelly
Kelly Oxford is . . .
A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesman
Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A writer
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert
Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon
A terrible liar
| Name in long format: | Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar |
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| ISBN-10: | 0062102222 |
| ISBN-13: | 9780062102225 |
| Book pages: | 336 |
| Book language: | en |
| Binding: | Hardcover |
| Publisher: | It Books |
| Dimensions: | Height: 9 Inches, Length: 6 Inches, Weight: 1.10010668738 Pounds, Width: 1.09 Inches |
